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[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I can’t imagine the spousal relationship that would survive long on corpo speak.

[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 1 points 19 hours ago

It entirely depends on the type of corpo speak. Some of it is a euphemism for things that humans want to avoid addressing, like firing people and potentially throwing their lives into chaos because it makes a business have a line that looks slightly better for a few months.

Sometimes it's a polite thought terminating cliche the end a conversation or say "I hear what you're saying and we're doing it my way".

Sometimes it's just a shorthand for some of the things that corporations have adopted that can coincidentally be helpful in relationships.
Setting aside a few minutes to check-in and hear how everyone feels things have been going is a 'retro'.

I can 100% assure you that there are positive relationship impacts to looking your partner in the eye and asking if they want to touch base. That you've got a high priority action item that you're looking to circle back on, and some clearly defined success metrics.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

It's designed to allow for difficult conversations while removing the emotion. The only real problem is how impersonal it is.