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[–] Smug_Marmot@lemmy.zip 20 points 5 days ago (3 children)

"you've been here four hours!"

[–] LemmyUser0909@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 days ago

Why you have spare rib? You so big, eat vegetable.

/John Pinette is damn funny! RIP brother.

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

EAT BROCOREE

EAT VEGIETABLE

YOU. SCARE. MY. WIFE.

[–] scops@reddthat.com 1 points 5 days ago

"All you can eat does not mean eat all!"