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If you want to skip ahead a few centuries, you can get a Lexx toilet with a tongue.
No thanks, I use three seashells like a civilised person.
What's the second one for? I get the first and last but I never know what to do with the second one
Look at this guy, he doesn't even know how to use the three seashells.
Hope some day, we won't have to poop at all. They just implant the toilet directly into you, and no more worrying about bringing toilet paper.