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[–] SmoothOperator@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

The thing is that the penis doesn't know if you're with someone or alone, which you can exploit to manipulate the sexuomanual energy field surrounding the penis once erect. It works like a type of sexual antenna, really, emitting its transmission independently of a receiver.

Just ask anyone with a basic degree in sexuomancy.