Up to a week? When would you have ever learned what the other kind of man smells like?
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That would be hilarious. I’m guessing they’d have to be terrible at cleanup and have almost no other odor though. Those two things aren’t going to line up, like, ever.
Well is that a good or bad thing?
Men are less sexually virile to other humans when they waste their sexual energy on jerking.
Update: So far 50 chronic masturbators have indicated through their disapproval of this comment that they're in denial every time they fuck their hand instead of a human, that they are fucking their hand instead of a human.
In fact men generate sexual energy through jerking, much how you can generate electrical energy by moving a coil of wire up and down a magnet.
by moving a coil of wire up and down a
I was really worried for a moment as i read this …
Y'all don't jork with Dawn and steel wool??
You can also use WD40, if that's your preference.
Hey, the word "sexual" implies TWO mates. Because a different word exists for when one creature goes at it alone: "asexual." Learned about it in biology class. Asexual reproduction.
So if you think you're "generating sexual energy" every time you fuck your own hand, you're not. You're generating ASEXUAL energy. But humans can't reproduce asexually, so you're just spewing your horny protein juices everywhere for no reason but to release your own sexual frustration.
As someone with a masters in biology, I feel like she's trying to talk to us about science.
My spider sense thinks she's failing miserably. It could be the poor choice of words that reek (pun intended) of red pill alpha male bullshit
The thing is that the penis doesn't know if you're with someone or alone, which you can exploit to manipulate the sexuomanual energy field surrounding the penis once erect. It works like a type of sexual antenna, really, emitting its transmission independently of a receiver.
Just ask anyone with a basic degree in sexuomancy.
So do you have a degree in, like, anything? Or is this all just your own theorycrafting?
There's been an erectile dysfunction epidemic the last couple decades ever since internet porn became available for everyone to carry around in their pockets, increasing & unprecedented numbers of men report being unable to perform sexually with humans but have no problem ripping out sessions to porn with their hand. If you need ME to be your sole source of info on this, then sure I'll go into hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt for a doctorate program at Harvard just so you'll believe ME, the only person in the world who you apparently care to get this news from. I'll send YOU the bill for my University debt.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35840678/
The NIH might not be a preferred source for you, but the current understanding is that ED and masturbation is not correlated.
From everything I can tell, the "no fap" movement is mostly from incels and conservative Christians.
Can't help being suspicious of who funds such "authoritative" studies. You remember the decades when the sugar industry funded all the studies regarding the obesity epidemic? Yeah, foxes guarding the henhouse.
Warfare comes in many different forms: Hand-to-hand combat, Surface-to-air missiles, psychological warfare... Pornography & social isolation is a whole next level of warfare. Breaking humans down from the root at the individual level, reducing birthrates, thereby reducing population.
Y'all just keep wanking though. They've got you right there where they want you. In the palm of your own hand.
Y'all just keep wanking though. They've got you right there where they want you. In the palm of your own hand.
Who is this "they"? This is where these idiotic conspiracy theories always fall apart. The government? Big pharma selling ED pills? Satan?
You're spewing hateful Christian Nationalist rhetoric aimed at shaming men. I'm not sure who you are trying to convince on Lemmy anyway. This seems like a troll or costly signaling.
I'm not religious. Just logical. Witnessing a loneliness epidemic sweeping the earth since the internet began.
"THEY" are everyone in positions that run corporations, & politicians, people in high positions of authority, including all the DAVOS type of people.
THEY've learned how to tap into commoners' most vulnerable weaknesses in order to extract maximum amounts of money & power for THEMSELVES, incrementally changing the landscape of society to meet THEIR ultimate agenda.
With maximum money & power, THEY can minimize the population, exterminating all the excess undesirable people like cockroaches.
And with all the undesirable bits of the population finally gone, the wealthy will finally have this amazing planet all to themselves. All the beachfront properties & tropical paradises. All the ski resorts. All the lakes & waterfalls. All for THEMSELVES to enjoy with no more poor broken pathetic people overrunning everything.
I'm not trolling, that would take too much mental gymnastics to spew such things without actually believing it. And I don't know what "costly signaling" means.
Anti-porn narratives have been started mostly by the church of Jesus christ of latter day saints. To maintain control over their members so they keep giving 10 percent of their income.
You mentioning a creepy religion?
Tons of people all over the world who don't belong to any religion have formulated their own personal opinions that "porn is gross. " It interferes with relationships. It isolates people. It ruins relationships.
I'm done here. There's nothing more I can say.
And most of these opinions can be traced back to the church of Jesus christ of latter day saints.
I think you would be more effective if you provided any sources at all. So far, I see a lot of correlations = causation fallacies. Just because two things are correlated and trend together, there is no proof one causes the other. The onus is on the debater to prove with additional data that the two things are, in fact, related.
Autism rates are also going up. Cancer rates and celiac disease rates are going up. See how your logic fails? And so you have nothing to stand on. Go fight another battle.
Her username is schizo_freq isn't it?
Don't think she thinks she's normal lol
I mean, I can usually tell yeah. Maybe I can't tell when you did it, but I can know if it's recent and you haven't showered