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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon has a paranormal experience (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 84 points 6 days ago (2 children)

How does one hiss in a deep male voice?

[–] Leonixster@lemmy.blahaj.zone 77 points 6 days ago (1 children)

[Hisses masculinely]

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 34 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Holy shit brooo do that again

[–] Lag@piefed.world 22 points 5 days ago

[Morgan Freeman with a lisp]

[–] jaycifer@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

The way they speak in snake in the Harry Potter movies would be an example.