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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone -2 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

What even is this? Did they racebend the Candyman?

[–] pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It’s from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

I must have only read the books! This guy looks creepy AF.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Children's entertainment, not horror.

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Chocolate factory Candyman not Cabrini Green Candyman