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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That guy: “What’s up, Doc? I’ll tell you what’s up. My blood pressure!”

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You’d think carrots would help with your blood pressure.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Not when they are coming out of your ass