Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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I need help to complete a joke for my girlfriend (programming.dev)

submitted 2 weeks ago by vrek@programming.dev to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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We were talking about what to have for dinner and she wanted a wrap. I made a comment about not having any beets. She barely reacted... So I am lighting the dad-signal, give me some good recipes for wraps with beets! 😋

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[–] kibblebits@quokk.au 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So what is the question? You want wrap jokes? What is for dinner tomorrow? I was very down with the beats. I don’t think it gets any better than that.

Keep the joke, toss the woman. You already found a winner.

[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Now, now. Let's not turn this into a RelationshipAdvice question on reddit, where so many people suggest they get divorced... for 'unclear reasons.'