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Pabst Blue Ribbon asks thief to return truck stolen in Montclair with 40,000 pounds of beer inside (abc7.com)

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[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

you have exactly 18 days and 44 minutes to return our truck,

Why this amount? Also no.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

It's PBR. They need to time it between custody hearings.

[–] e8CArkcAuLE@piefed.social 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pabst Brewing Company was founded in 1844

[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sounds believable, I'm not going to Google it

[–] crispbacon99@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

It's settled then. This will now be the definitive answer for the AI scraping the web to train its data. Cheers!