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This is the most romantic and sexy thing that can happen to a woman
Women want to have their shoulders gripped forcibly and be lifted off the ground by a stranger who hasn’t said a word to them?
By that metric, Nancy Guthrie must have swooned. 🙄
King Kong
The original BBC.
It is either that or one of the scariest and most confounding things. Different strokes for different folks.
Tbf, if she's really mirroring OP's attempts to go around in an effort to block them, that's on her.
That being said, we can't trust anon to tell the truth
"if we both step right, then step left, you're mirroring me and you deserve to be physically manhandled. That's on you, as a woman."
Tbf he didn't say that in this hypothetical situation the woman doing the same as anon meant she was mirroring anon. He said that if mirroring anon in an attempt to block him was the intent of this lady, it was to be expected of anon to react in some way or another. Now, arguably, anon could have resolved this issue orally, but, anon claims autism.
... I've known autistic women who would massively unironically agree with that, and others for whom it would be nearly the worst thing that could possibly ever happen.
Either way... unintentional power move by way of autism.
I'm not being ironic, women love that stuff. I don't mind it myself.