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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
- Anon is often crazy.
- Anon is often depressed.
- Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
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Impossible: write a green text without making it about a 'girl'
The last one i read was about anon getting raped by his sisters fiancee. So not about a girl...
Now that's the sort of creative greentext I like!
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One of my favorites is a dnd character backstory of a tough guy with a stuffed tarasque