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[–] Greystripeycat@lemmy.today 8 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

First impressions was that this was Tualatin, Oregon. This is a yearly event!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 18 hours ago (4 children)

How do they stop them from rolling over?

[–] LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

If youre sitting in it low enough I think it would be fine. As long as the center of gravity is below the waterline.

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

Pumpkins in Oregon are magic.

[–] The_v@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

Put the giant pumpkin in the water.

Cut a hole in the top once it stops spinning.

Hop in.

As long as you keep your butt/ knees/ feet at the lowest point your weight will act as a ballast.

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 1 points 14 hours ago

Your giant brass danglers act as ballast

[–] The_v@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

There are several places that do a pumpkin regatta.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pumpkin_regatta