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[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org -2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

What "same attitude"?

Mate. The mess in the US is affecting everyone. EVERYONE on Earth. So we reserve the right to tell you to fucking get your shit straightened out already because unfortunately we cannot call the police on you when you burn tires in your front yard and blast your music and fire your guns at bottles and bother your neighbours for sugar at 2 in the morning and demand that people pay a toll when they cross the bridge 5 streets over.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

The mess in the US is affecting everyone. EVERYONE on Earth.

So why aren't you doing anything?

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 0 points 5 hours ago

I keep asking what we're supposed to do from the outside. I cannot walk over to the US's house and into the US's living room and turn off the music and tell them to go the fuck to sleep it is 2 am on a work day and they're keeping the entire street awake. I'd probably be shot.