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[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 10 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Tesla door handle technically could work without electricity, because when you press one end in (risking to break your finger), the other end pops out and you can drag it. This is slightly inconvenient, but as I understand, the most problems were linked to dicks-for-hands engineers designing the car the way where doors can stay locked in case of an accident. So handle or not, you can't open the door and let a person out of a burning car.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (2 children)

You shouldn't have to know the special trick to opening a car door.

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago
[–] Salvo@aussie.zone 2 points 14 hours ago

Have you seen the last Guardians of the Galaxy movie?

[–] Arcanepotato@crazypeople.online 4 points 18 hours ago

Oh wow thanks for the correction it's even worse than I thought 😅