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[โ€“] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Wait your poop is just coming out of control at random?

[โ€“] SourDragon@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Perhaps that's why they scream at random? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿฒ

[โ€“] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And, what, I guess you're some kind of fart master!? Give me a break.

A true master has complete control over their gas as a result of years of sphincter training.