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There's no set time or place. It all comes out whenever it decides it's time. There's no predicting it or controlling it, a lot like pooping.
Wait your poop is just coming out of control at random?
Perhaps that's why they scream at random? 🤔🐲
And, what, I guess you're some kind of fart master!? Give me a break.
A true master has complete control over their gas as a result of years of sphincter training.
Yours isn't?