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[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@anarchist.nexus 47 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Holding someone for 8 hours for disruptive clapping would also be ridiculous.

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But what if the clapping hurt my feelings or made me scared I won’t get my way?

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 11 points 1 month ago

Yeah, totally justified then