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Stopping all fediverse activities. Good bye.
Absolutely stupid indisriminate bans by mods on various instances make it clear to me lemmy and fediverse does not want content.
if I ever get back to fediverse It would be on my own instance as its clear to me nothing short of that is going to work.
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didn't end with anon pressing charges that allow for civil charges to pay for more warhammer/lost spaghetti damages. in conclusion the post is :rubber_stamp: [Fake and Gay]
You don't actually need to "press" a criminal charge to file a civil lawsuit for the parallel tort. If you've got the evidence, you've got the evidence.
Tort is such a silly word for a legal term.
As if the rest of them aren't?
Law is a profession where people dress up in funny clothes (even powdered wigs, in some places!) and say pseudo-Latin at each other. The words aren't magical incantations, but they're close enough that sovcits think they are.
It is profoundly silly.
Uh, pretty sure it's not pseudo-Latin, it's just Latin. A lot of those terms date back to legal proceedings in ancient Rome.
Pretty sure we butcher the pronunciation, though. The Latin 'Caesar' was pronounced more like the German word 'Kaiser' than the modern 'Caesar salad,' for example.
Yeah, but calling it pseudo- is funnier.
Only if you pronounce it "sway-doe", rhymes with Play-Doh
Pronounce the p
I'm pretty sure attempted poisoning is one of those where the state presses charges on your behalf no matter what.
thanks Matt Lock.