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Anon visits IHOP (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 days ago by MutantTailThing@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] unknownuserunknownlocation@kbin.earth 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's in German: "Ei" (pronounced "I") means egg.

The one was called "Ei Love you", the other "Ei Love you more" (apparently even my autocorrect didn't want me to write it). No, I'm not telling the person behind the counter something that could be misunderstood as I love them, not happening.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 23 hours ago

That's a ... bad pun.

Males me remember a girl in france wanting me to "teach her" how you say "I love you" in swedish (I'm swedish), no nope not going to happen!