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Maybe you should just start paying your wait staff a proper wage, where proper means a liveable income. That way your waiters can turn around and eat at your diner too, increasing your profit.
There are no waiters. The food is slop. The only wages paid are to shareholders and the one lone tech at the data center, carefully replacing endless worn out drives. Each one costs more than he makes in a month. The raid controller accepts the handshake, and the drive begins to fill - somewhere, a user pays $0.03 and generates an image of Jimi Hendrix with enormous, guitar-shaped breasts. Another one generates the above image. The tech goes on break, scrolling memes on his phone as he cracks open a Cafe Chai Soylent™. He upvotes this - tipping is ridiculous. Those owners are clearly out of touch.
(Er. Anyways. The image is AI.)