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Turn the other cheek you Hippocrate fuck faces.
I don't think Hippocrates is the man to invoke here, unless they're doing faith healing then of course 'do no harm' comes into play
Thank god you said something, I was about to google that shit. I wasn't sure if it was Triangleman or 'Do no harm/Drink this stuff I found' guy.
They cant, for they have no cheeks to turn.
Poser metal band 1, the Lord 0.
They're pretty legit.
They’re generic dad rock with a bible theme. It’s just Staind that goes to church.
I regret a lot of my musical choices from that stage of my life but Demon Hunter is not one of them.
Five Iron Frenzy is another good one.