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[–] Midnight1938@reddthat.com 32 points 1 day ago (3 children)

πŸ˜†

From what I understand you can just go and say β€œsorry daddy i killed a bus of children” and the priest goes β€œits ok bro” and youre good for heaven????

[–] TreadOnMe@hexbear.net 34 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

As an ex-Catholic, that is not the way it works in Catholicism.

There is no such thing as true absolution for confession of mortal sins. The only true way for absolution of mortal sins is through continuous good works, and even that does not guarantee your place in heaven. More than likely the best you can expect is that you will end up in purgatory, in continuous repentance until Judgement Day.

That being said, one of the most common ways to gain this kind of absolution historically is through massive monetary donations to the Church, so let's not give the Church too much credit here, but let's also not flanderize it.

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i think you also have to accept this Jesus Christ fella as your Big Buddy and Sponsor or something like that. but once you do that it's fine

[–] SnoopSqueak@lemmy.today 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You must let him fill your god-shaped hole. Otherwise he burns you forever.

[–] danisth@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Is this a reference to the donut man? If so, hello fellow evangelical protestant upbringing survivor kirby-wave

[–] starweasel@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

not the person you originally asked but holy shit a fellow donut man rememberer?? hi! ive literally never found people outside of my specific homeschool cadre who remember this guy lol. did you also have to suffer through psalty the singing....hymnal? prayer book? whatever it was? πŸ˜…

[–] danisth@hexbear.net 3 points 23 hours ago

Oh yeah we definitely had psalty as well. Eventually we leaned into Veggie Tales which honestly was a pretty big upgrade.

[–] SnoopSqueak@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

No, that's new nightmare fuel to me, lol. I'm just frustrated by religious people asserting that any dissatisfaction or frustration is a result of lacking their particular god. But yes, I was raised southern baptist. 😞 Hello! πŸ‘‹

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh my. That's as bad as Pentecostal/Holiness/Evangelist nondenom in my area, and maybe worse, since at least the holiness recall Miriam as the high priestess, and do suffer women teaching, even if they have to defer to men, but only if the man leads in a biblical manner. There are exceptions here that go both ways. I've listened to women preach at my favorite Baptist church, and a family friend was ordained as a woman preacher into the AME church, back home.

I pretty much won't set foot into a white Baptist church, Church of God, Pentecostal, and I generally avoid nondenom/evangelical churches like the plague. All that said, the last time I was in a church was at a funeral, but I did attend an outdoor holiness service, lately, and was pleasantly surprised to hear a gospel hip-hop artist call out the homophobics, in one of his songs. The world of religion really is struggling to evolve, and the birthing process* can be long, slow, messy, and painful. It seems to me the most judgemental among the Christians are the ones who can't meet their own standards and sweat it, bit successfully hide that part of themselves from themselves.

[–] SnoopSqueak@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah. Our parents hit us if we disobeyed whatever stupid rules they came up with, including taking too long to get ready for church. Staying home was not an option. But they refuse to acknowledge that it was abuse, they think they were divinely entitled to treat their children like slaves.

Personally, I see more harm than good in religion. Superstition is dangerous. I hope more people can start thinking for themselves instead of trying to outsource it to an unreachable authority.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I and people around me came up similarly. A buddy remarked on a recent neighborhood shooting and said, "If they'd been whipped like we were, these things would stop, wouldn't it?β€œ

I said, "I don't know about that. Whipping never stopped me from a behavior, but it made me slicker. Did it ever stop you?" He acknowledged it surely didn't. It's almost like authoritarianism and overindulgence are both abuse.

[–] SnoopSqueak@lemmy.today 2 points 17 hours ago

"My parents hit me, and I turned out fine." - person advocating for physical child abuse

[–] danisth@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

that nightmare fuel was a sunday school staple for me. And yeah that frustration is real. Outside of my parents (who are respectful of my beliefs) I'm not really around religious people much though, so me recalling these things is more quaint than anything.

[–] SnoopSqueak@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

I am trying to get out of the bible belt. I no longer talk to my parents or my brothers. Life has not been pleasant. Thank you for sharing your experiences. ❀️

[–] Bloobish@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

Yeah that's pretty much the Americanized Christian viewpoint and is why American fundies are a cult of the grand individual because "all is forgiven as long as I believe Jesus loves me and fuck everyone else". At least the Catholics have down the repent and self pain part correctly (still doesn't forgive them for being a pedophile shielding ring drapped in rosaries).