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not just cops, but the rent-a-cops/private security which was where Syril got started. he was a completely devoted cop-wannabe that was too dim and ineffective to even make it into imperial security.
he got completely bent out of shape by his two fellow "corporate security" rent-a-cops getting popped while doing the dirt and was so upset that the institution didn't want to investigate, that he went over his superior's head (Chief Hynes) after being told to let it go.
so he calls it in anyway to get a rapid response team of gungho door kickers on the case, which of course costs a bunch of money and leads to nothing but the corporation losing the contract, just like the boss said it would, and Syril gets shit canned from his mall cop shift supervisor job that he had his uniform tailored for. so he moves back in with his mom and broods about how troublemakers go unpunished.
personally, i loved how they portrayed him as instrumental to the fascist machine. a completely unlikable and dimwitted asshole who worships rules and procedures for security and social order. he was like supervisor meero, except zero guile or cunning. meero, by contrast, was fucking terrifying and i loved how she ended up getting hers. absolutely poetic, since she was the one that perfected the prison work process to get promoted into ISB.
anybody who comes away from this sympathetic to syril should be isolated and studied in a lab.
I'm sympathetic to him in the sense that he clearly grew up with a narcissistic mother and I think his whole embracing of the Empire's ideology was essentially him trying to replace her structural control over his life with a new one but one that made him feel less emasculated. Plus clearly at the end of it all he realized he was being used and didn't even know why the fuck he was so stupidly dedicated to an Empire that didn't give a fuck about him.
Still a total piece of shit and I'm glad he got-got, but he definitely had a human side to him.