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he coulda got laid 25 years ago when that woulda been the attire of the dude at your local hardcore/emo show.
nowadays if you're wearing a skully on a podcast you come off as a bald, conservative loser.
don't take this as a criticism of bald men. but he has enough money that he should have been able to mitigate his condition in some way above and beyond the average joe. we live in a time when perfection is expected of public figures.
if he's bald he should at least own it to rebel against these dumb social norms. even as a conservative he'd come off as inspirational but instead he's coming off as an insecure fuckwit. stephen miller is a dickhead but he has some confidence at least. maybe that's why he gets laid, even if it's by a self-hating indian.
Someone needs to send him one of these. Better yet, several hundred someones.
(Disclosure: I bought one for myself, and I wear it with pride, or at least a grin.)
So Stephen Miller went on TV with hair that he spray painted on. The reception was merciless. People mocked him for years. That's the only reason he's trying to be a proud bald man now. Inside he's crippled with insecurity, like the rest of them.
I mean, he is literally ALWAYS wearing it like it's emotional support attire. You can practically smell the desperation. I went bald early too and went bright pink 2 foot mohawk (which is funny cause I'm super tall, so I was super super tall on special occasions) for a year or two, then just started shaving. I think it's because I've matured, but I've had more romantic luck while shaved than when I had a full head of hair.