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[–] baronvonj@piefed.social 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

There are ~2080 working hours in a year (52*40). So 5.5ish years

[–] abysmalpoptart@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] baronvonj@piefed.social 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm only just now getting over looking for shittymorph and you expect me to start checking usernames again‽

[–] abysmalpoptart@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Hahaha oh man I miss novelty accounts like that one. One time i saw shittymorph give an actual reply and I was like omg and shared it with people, but apparently he goes back and deletes all his posts that don't do the quote

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I wish I was there to see shitymorph myself.

[–] tehBishop@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

He's on tiktok now but he's taking care of dogs or something like that.