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I'm not a dad but my dad used to have a couple (still does I just don't live with him anymore lol)
Whenever we'd be walking somewhere and I would ask where we're going he'd say "wherever our feet take us", frustrated the heck out of me as a child but he was always very amused by it.
And a also, if you were walking and tripped on something he'd ask "why are you walking like that?". We still do this one as a long-running joke in my family.