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Forensics revealed that the 'realistic' looking body was in fact not human.

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[โ€“] Grimy@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

"What do you have here sir"

"It's a, uhhh, it's a, well. It's a dead prostitute"

"Looks like a doll, you weren't fucking a doll, were you?"

"No sir, that's a real corpse, I swear"

[โ€“] BCsven@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago

And your name, again? Lars?