Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 1 week ago by metermatic26@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Hey dads!

here’s a question for all of you:

What are some of the things you do around that house, that you think is hilarious, that makes your family roll their eyes?

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[–] metermatic26@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

My modest contribution:

We own an electric fly swatter to take care of mosquitos in the house.

Whenever I take down a baddy, I’ll strike an overly dramatic pose, let the swatter spark and sizzle for a second, and then proclaim (in a deep voice):

“There can be only one…”