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[โ€“] BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 7 points 4 weeks ago (10 children)

I vaguely recall that typing 'copy con clock$' would freeze a computer.

On DOS you could also have fun by replacing prompt $p$g with prompt {whatever text you want instead of c:}

[โ€“] zurohki@aussie.zone 10 points 4 weeks ago (9 children)

On DOS you could also have fun by replacing prompt $p$g with prompt {whatever text you want instead of c:}

[โ€“] BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 6 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (8 children)

Righto :)

I was a DOS 'programmer' long before I migrated to Linux - the same way some guy who used to write bat files with environment variables and errorlevel commands might migrate to a shell script.

What I really wanted was to be able to embed ^g into the Linux command line prompt, but so far I haven't been able to. On DOS I could add ^g (the Bell character) to the prompt so each time a command finished it beeped.

[โ€“] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

On old unix systems, you could rename /dev/null and symlink /dev/audio to /dev/null...

Then you just had to wait.

aplay /dev/input

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