this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2026
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Showcasing the brazen and nouveau in English communication.

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[–] revelrous@sopuli.xyz -1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I did. See the listening bit is quiet. You may not have noticed when it was happening. All sorts of dots to connect with you, and I haven't even stalked your profile.

"skill issue, get a library card".

You are being sarcastic, but metaphorically I am putting your face between my palms and trying to get you to nod along as I emphatically say 'Yes. Library card.'

[–] hakase@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

You can take your holier-than-thou, victim-blaming, patronizing bullshit and fuck right off. Your comments in this thread say far more about your unexamined bigotry than mine do about anything.

[–] revelrous@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Sure thing boss. Keep being an ass and next time* I'll bring citations.

*Missed a word.