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[–] velma@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The first type are so great and so fun to date.

The quiet resentment from the second type is insidious.

[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't get the insecurity and resentment about height but I suppose that's bc I don't understand it about anything

Woman makes more than me? Please ffs let me find you. I want to stay home with my kid and not babysit adults.

You're strong and can labor around here? Please ffs I could use a hand.

Smarter than know it all me?! Awesome! Help me figure things out and tell me your opinions so I can rest my overloaded brain.

Strong willed? Dom? Please please please - let me sub out - I make every fucking decision for everyone for decades. Tell me what to do. Slap me around if you want. Streets and sheets. I'm so tired.

Over a foot taller than my short ass? Wow - I kinda feel like the shit. 20s misogynist me is bragging about getting with someone so desirable that other short guys wouldn't be able to.

I don't get the point of hating women. There's like this whole other 50% of the population that brings this entirely unique perspective, wants to participate and have agency in life, proactively telling you they want the space to thrive... Just let all the ships rise and bring our sisters up with us.

Or I can be a whiny bitch about my dick feeling small bc women are fucking g's too...

Yeah, no brainer for me.

[–] velma@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That’s exactly why I married a man like you :)

[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Love each other tons! It's hard to find the real deal!