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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 6 points 23 hours ago

Well, Walmart's getting a lawsuit.

They should have checked the self scan footage first. Police made an unreasonable search. Carrying someone elses anti-nausea meds is hardly case for anything.

There should be a whole gaggle of US lawsuits out of this