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Do not lick the subway salt (lemmy.today)

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[–] clif@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Apparently this has already been kind of tested (underground too!)

I took a tour of the Wieliczka salt mine when I was in Poland 10 or 15 years ago. As we started to enter the actual mine, the tour guide said something like :

The roof is salt, the floor is salt, the walls are salt, everything is salt. Lick the wall if you want, it's salt."

pauses for a few seconds while somebody licks the wall

Now I should inform you that I tell that to every single group I take through here and every single time at least one person licks the walls.