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Showcasing the brazen and nouveau in English communication.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I licked a pole on a subway car in NYC and it gave me superpowers. Unfortunately they only lasted for 2 hours. Almost died falling out of the sky. Thankfully I was over Iowa and managed to land in a pile of hay.

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The true question is, however...

Did you find the needle?

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

New York city has needles all over laying on the ground