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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon overdoes it (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works -1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

You get that from porn and masturbation. Where else do you think he has gotten it from, or where do you think people usually get it from?

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 8 hours ago

Old age where your body stops functioning properly.

You also don't have to be a gymnast to get back pain.