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[–] Steve@startrek.website 27 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] huppakee@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Suddenly worth it or smth

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It was since discovered this is caused by women abusing Tylenol.

[–] snoons@piefed.ca 3 points 2 days ago

WOW TYLENOL CAN EDIT THE DNA IN YOUR GAMETOCYTES TO MAKE AUTISTIC KIDS WOW

[–] SparroHawc@piefed.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Oh yeah it's TOTALLY caused by Tylenol you guys we figured it out

(it is not caused by Tylenol)

https://publichealth.jhu.edu/2025/the-evidence-on-tylenol-and-autism

[–] fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 4 points 2 days ago

I need more! My database looks like shit!