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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon overdoes it (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 12 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Porn addict develops ED as he ages and thinks he broke his penis.

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 3 points 12 hours ago

High blood pressure will do the stiff dick in every time. All the time.