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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon accepts a prestigious job (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 3 days ago (3 children)

They'd have to hire 1000 moneys instead of just 1 human to get anything good.

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

To be fair I hear some monkeys will work for literal peanuts

[–] vaionko@sopuli.xyz 10 points 3 days ago

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times

[–] colderr@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Hire moneys, to make the moneys

[–] volore@scribe.disroot.org 9 points 3 days ago

stonks

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Takes hire to makes hire