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Anon orders a martini (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

hydrogen peroxide? I use that to kill fungus gnat larvae and help clean some things. wtf is in a martini?

[–] 5ha99y@lemmus.org 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ethanol. A disinfectant and neurotoxine. Glad to help.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I mean yeah but I was expecting it to be the only one. I've also only actually seen it being used as a disinfectant in rare no rinse food contact surface sanitizing situations. Mostly I just see peroxyacetic acid.

What next, glycol in my ice cream? That belongs in my tank chiller...

[–] Leviathan@fedinsfw.app 1 points 2 days ago

It breaks down and ends up as acetaldehyde in your blood which is even more fucked.