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[โ€“] Psythik@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Prison guards make $55/hr, and I still wouldn't give up my $21/hr job to work in a Vitamin D-deprived hellhole full of people who hate you for merely existing.

Triple the pay, and maybe I'd consider it. Prison sucks.

[โ€“] Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

There's a reason they're always hiring