this post was submitted on 26 Jul 2026
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Showcasing the brazen and nouveau in English communication.

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[โ€“] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Did...did they just cum on the dresser?

JD Vance cheating on the couch.

[โ€“] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

He got into a fight with the couch and told 'her' that he'd be tabling the discussion for later.