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Am i wrong here or is that a coffin?
Cause if its a coffin then this post is even wilder?
Edit: nevermind. Its a drawer. Had to take a good long look at it.
Coffin is still funnier tho.
Man, hate it when I accidentally set my fleshlight down in grandma's resting place, just for one moment and it's permanently stained. And after I spent so much money on it too ๐
Don't have the funds for a new one so sorry grandma, this is what its gonna be ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
as someone who is masturbating in a coffin, yes. that is a coffin.