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I'm a school bus driver. A couple of years ago a first grader said "mister bus driver, I don't want to offend you but your ears stick out like an elf's". Long story short, I ended up telling him there is no Santa Claus. My favorite part of this story is the absolute unmitigated horror it evokes in most people when I tell it, like I hit the kid with a cattle prod or something.