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Anon is a tired bissexual (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It is 1926. War has come and I am being persecuted for my sexuality.

It is 2026. The world economy is collapsing and I am being persecuted for my sexuality.

It is 2126. The ghouls have risen once again and I am being persecuted for my sexuality.

[–] Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago

It is 2126

Awfully optimistic today, aren't we?

[–] EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Idk I've only met open minded ghouls (if not feral). They're not Caesar's legion

[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ghouls that are bodily falling apart do not care a lot about what parts you like or have. Ghouls are very much pansexual in my headcanon.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It is 2226. The plains have run bare of human flesh and I am being persecuted for my asexuality

[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 3 points 1 week ago

lol no meat left for fucking