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Uncle Bob becoming even worse: (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 days ago by ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The clean-coding craftsman himself.

Desperate for attention.

[–] themaninblack@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

“Claude, no function should be more than one or two lines long” lol

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Muh self-documenting code!

— Uncle Bob

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 4 points 1 day ago

Of all of Uncle Bob's sins, short functions are the least.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Or got a few bucks from AI vendors to help keeping the fire on the AI bubble.