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how do i get a job at the baby whacking factory? does it pay well?
Serious answer: become a nurse, get a job at a neonatal intensive care unit. Newborns are both precious and delicate, and also tough and require manhandling. You'll get plenty of baby-whacking opportunities with parental approval!
Serious reply, NICU nurses are the closest things to angels in this world and I appreciate everything they do. I know a few people I am close to would not be here without them.
To become a professional baby whacker you gotta be a nurse at least
The pay is surprinsingly not that good considering the importance of the duty
should i practice whacking any other types of infants before my interview? i know a couple whose dogs just had puppies
Perhaps you should apply to Transportation Secretary