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Apparently we had umami fries with erotic mayonnaise last night. Might have to tell the chef to update their menu.
were we at the same place? the sexy sexy roll was pretty good
That would be funny.
Did someone from another table take a group photo at your request?
Maybe? My wife usually does. There were... Nine of us?
Above or below the equator?
I'll say. Hiyoooo