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[–] schnokobaer@feddit.org 52 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

hire carpenter

they don't want to fix my carpets

???????

[–] caurvo@aussie.zone 8 points 5 days ago

My carpents, please they need fixing.

And if you have time the plumbs under the sink are leaking.

[–] Bombastic@sopuli.xyz 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

hire carpenter

they can't catch a carp to save their lives

????

[–] rapchee@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

no they make the carp enter YOU