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Anon has been misled (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] finalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Crazy how many folks out here with the name Smith have never even smacked a bit of metal with a hammer either.

[–] lauha@lemmy.world 23 points 6 days ago

And most of them aren't even dwarves. What a bunch of fakers.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 4 points 6 days ago

I was wondering the other day if this is ever gonna change. Like Michael Schuhmacher Was a world famoud racing car driver. So is his son. Maybe his son will be a formula one driver as well. But their family is still named after some cobbler. Will there ever be a Thomas Racer or Paul Racist or something? How long do you have to go with a new profession before your name becomes ridiculous?